The Booty Call

The first ever recorded booty call was placed by Paul Revere, yes that Paul Revere, the evening of his eventful ride.  As Mr. Revere was galloping through the countryside, announcing the arrival of the British, he passed by one of his “ho’s houses.”  Knowing that she was “always itching for it like Martha Washington” Mr. Revere jumped off his horse and ran to the woman’s door.  Pressed for time, Mr. Revere yelled through the door- “Hey you! Come over to my house tonight, I gotta take care of this thing but I want to see you later.” He then turned to head back to his horse, paused, and continued “don’t forget my lamp oil either this time, bitch.”