The First Baby’s Birth

As the legend states, babies were in fact delivered by storks. Whenever a couple wanted to add another member to their family, they put in a request with the storks, and a baby arrived at their doorstep the next day.

 

Then Dick Cheney killed all the storks. 

 

 

 

 

People had to start having sex in order to have kids.  Ironically, killing storks turned out to be the one kind act Cheney ever performed; albeit an indirect act.