The Bagel

Enjoyed everywhere around the globe, the bagel is an international staple at the breakfast table. The inventor of the bagel is an unlikely hero to these morning feasters; and is most certainly better known for his other exploits.

Ron Jeremy, before he became Ron Jeremy, was a young, shy, unconfident 18 year old. Young Ron, or “dick face” as the kids at school called him, wasn’t very good with the ladies. It got so bad that one day, Ronnie took one of his mother’s freshly cooked loaves of bread for a snack back to his bedroom and instead of eating it, he went for, as he reports now, “that good feeling” and put a hole in the bread.

 

To this day, people still call him “dick face,” only for a different reason.