A plague to humans everywhere, waking up with breath that smells like poop is quite common. While multiple cures have been suggested through the years- stop drinking so much that you puke or don’t eat Taco Bell at 2 in the morning- nothing seems to work.
The explanation for this phenomenon is simple: the tooth fairy is pissed. [...]
Archive for July, 2008
Morning Breath
July 24, 2008The Telephone
July 9, 2008Everybody knows that Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone. What isn’t known is that Alex did it to help out his boy Paul Revere.
As is now commonly known, Paul Revere invented the Booty Call (see April 9’s post for clarification). However, Revere soon got tired of going over to his ho’s house to place the [...]
