The Tuxedo T-shirt

A staple in every self respecting man’s wardrobe, the Tuxedo T-shirt is a classic. Worn in place of a real tuxedo, this T-shirt sends the message “I’m classy, yet fiscally responsible.”

The first Tuxedo T-shirt was much like the first ever Simpsons episode: rudimentary but clearly something important. The inventor and wearer of said first edition was none other then Mr. Fantastic Voyage himself, Coolio.

You see, Coolio didn’t get that crazy hair on purpose. He was a shy young man who was very unsuccessful with the ladies until he decided to do something drastic. He cut up his father’s wedding outfit and sewed it onto the front of his “Boyz N Da Hood” Tshirt before a high school dance. The amount of ass he got that night, the first in his life, led to Coolio’s hair being permanently shocked upwards, the Tuxedo T-shirt becoming popular with shy, awkward males, and to the words of one of Coolio’s hit songs.

 

“Come along just take a ride,

Put on your Tuxedo T-Shirt and get inside

Slide slide who-ride”

Coolio is the shiz.