Breakfast Burritos

In a little known twist on a well-known story, breakfast burritos are in fact the creation of the Gods- Zeus to be exact. Zeus was a jealous deity but all things considered, he hooked us up. He did send Pandora and her infamous box to earth in response to Prometheus stealing fire from the Gods, but it could have been much worse.

When Pandora opened the box, all the ills that modern man knows were unleashed on the world (STDs, poverty, hunger, Coldplay) but something came out of that box that balanced out all those ills: breakfast burritos. Zeus knew that he couldn’t hate on the humans too much, so he included the most delicious early morning meal that human lips have ever tasted: a chorizo breakfast burrito with mashed potatoes, onions, cheese, and salsa.

Good looking, Zeus.

To top it off, Zeus threw in an extra side of guacamole.

HTS appreciation: Zeus, you have helped us here at HTS with many a hangover. You are a very classy brosef.