Afternoon Naps

Loves the latin women..... when they don't talk.

The deliciousness that is an afternoon nap is undisputed. Whether it be after a long night of drinking- the “I can’t bear the thought of that chick I hooked up with last night so I’m going to go to sleep” nap, because you don’t have anything else to do- the “Sunday afternoon” nap, or because you just ate a huge lunch and are feeling tired- the “I’m a fat fuck but don’t care” nap, the afternoon nap is truly a gift from the Gods.

Sleeping while it is still light out was first started by Woody Harrelson. While filming the classic movie “White Men Can’t Jump” Woody would often get tired of listening to his co-star, Rosie Perez speak.

Her insistent, annoying accent would drive him to retreat to his trailer with a headache. He tried everything to make these headaches go away (drinking heavily, masturbating, and talking to his stuffed bear, Mr. Happy- you know the usual remedies) but nothing worked. He finally laid down, exhausted. 

Once asleep, he had classy dreams of a mute Rosie Perez naked. He told his blood brother Wesley Snipes what had happened and the two of them have spooned every afternoon since.