Tattoos on the Lower Back

Beware, they come with a price.

Known to the Germans as “Ass Antlers,” to Americans as ”Tramp Stamps,” and “Signs of overripe kiwis,” to New Zelanders, a tattoo on the lower back did not always mean what they do today.

You see Pocahontas, that beacon of female strength, had a tattoo on her lower back. Pocahontas got the tat as a sign of her fidelity to John Smith. She thought the lower back was a little less conspicious then the one she made John get.  Being as he had “Pocahontas’s bitch” on his forehead, we here at HTS  think she was right.

Always makes wise decisions.