Rainbows

Thought to be the result of light reflecting off of droplets of moisture in the Earth’s atmosphere, rainbows, in fact, are not hing of the sort.

 

The first rainbow was recorded in 1952, May 21st, to be exact. It is no coincidence that this is also the day that Mr. T was born. You see, as soon as Mr. T popped out, he looked up at the nurse who was attending his Mom. The nurse had an orgasm and Mr. T smiled.

 

Out of this smile  spread a ray of multi-colored light that shone from his mouth to the woman’s vagina.

His smile causes natural phenomenons.